The thing that people are most afraid of is, of course, dying. And although that navel-gazing Putz upstairs didn’t think of it until He got to number six on His list of Commandments (after “Remember that I am supremely awesome,” and “No, really, I am supremely awesome.”), throughout human history, killing another human has been pretty much always been number one on the list of bad shit you can do. So, let’s draw the reasonable inference: killing is really, really bad. And take it a step further: someone who kills is bad. And one more step: someone who kills more, relatively speaking, is badder. OK?
So, this guy went through and figured out the score. Of what, you ask? The score of who is badder, of course, as between me or Him. And, as you might have guessed, it is He who is badder; the Tyrannical one. He who said to Job:
9 “Or do you have an arm like God,
And can you thunder with a voice like His?
10 “Adorn yourself with eminence and dignity,
And clothe yourself with honor and majesty.
11 “Pour out the overflowings of your anger,
And look on everyone who is proud, and make him low.
12 “Look on everyone who is proud, and humble him,
In other words, the God who gets to say what’s right and wrong, who doesn’t have to answer to you and your pitiful notions of justice because he is strong and majestic and can show up as a gigantic tornado and kick anyone’s ass–he has killed a fucking load of people. Ready?
And the score is: Me: 10 God: 2,301,417
That’s right. If you go through the Bible, and you count up all the killings attributable to me, and all those attributable to His High and Mightiness, you’ll find that He has killed 2,301,407 more people than I have.
You have never seen, nor will you ever see, that many people all at once.
So who is badder? And who is it that you should be more scared of? Me? Or Him?
