Sweden has come up with a plan to tackle the world’s various and sundry ecological crises (and to get rid of all the extra bunnies they apparently have there). They’ve started burning bunnies in their power plants to keep the country warm. What is the carbon footprint of a burning bunny? And is it somehow lucky? I’ve found a picture of a bunny to make you all feel better about this (I may have added a thing or two to the picture):
The Most Foul, Cruel, and Bad-Tempered Rodent You Ever Set Eyes On
In other news, a batshit lady rented limousine and went around trying to give away money she didn’t win in the lottery. Apparently, the “victims” of this hoax went on a mad rampage, ripping shit up at a nearby clothing store.
Now that I’m retired, I read about stuff like this and I have to wonder: What the hell was I doing all those years? I’m not really sure that you folks ever needed any help from me.
