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Comment on Dear Satan by Sam

Sam — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:34:01 +0000

You know, the only thing that gets me thru my main pnernagcy symptom/condition of heartburn is ice cream. Every night. Poor poor Kathleen….all lactose-intolerant-y….
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Comment on WWSD? Novel Available! by Peazy

Peazy — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:35:36 +0000

Hilarious! I adored this book from the first paragraph on. Who knew Satan could be so funny? I’ll definitely be looking for more from Anthony Miller.

Comment on Hell Is Awesome by Follower

Follower — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:39:51 +0000

Hell is NOT awesome. You’re going to be held accountable one day for all this. Repent and believe the Gospel.

Comment on Smoking Jackets and Pancake Pants by Rachel

Rachel — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 21:13:43 +0000

To truly understand the sex hat, you must first encounter a chastity belt.

Comment on Smoking Jackets and Pancake Pants by Reed

Reed — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:19:43 +0000

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Comment on Apology: Dick Cheney by Dick « What Would Satan Do?

Dick « What Would Satan Do? — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:48:34 +0000

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Comment on Seven More Deadly Sins – A How-To Guide for Getting to Hell ASAP by Administrator

Administrator — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:11:48 +0000

Well, I’m pretty disappointed about this. I figured that you’d derive some enjoyment from inflicting everlasting agony on the Jonas Brothers, but maybe that’s not your thing. Plenty of other cats in Hell who’d jump at the chance.

Comment on Seven More Deadly Sins – A How-To Guide for Getting to Hell ASAP by Baal

Baal — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:07:23 +0000

While I am willing to accept most of these new rampant highways to the “lower” hereafter, I must protest the Jonas Brother sin.

Why?

Quite frankly, because I am well aware that they will be sent immediately to my department. Have you seen these guys. Their mere presence will set my horns on end. For the lack of love of the Almighty, NO! I can’t handle anymore. I have John Balushi in my office every day as it is. He’s not so bad, until he gets stoned. Have you ever had to listen to him for six days straight after he gets stoned. Of course not, he’s in MY department. Have some pity for pete’s sake.

Baal