I, Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, Son of Perdition, and the Father of Sin and Lies, have decided that I will review movies.  It will be awesome.  Here goes:

The first movie I have chosen to review is called Point Break.  I watched it three days ago, and it took me this long to recover my wits.  It was that dumb.  Which is why I think the title should be changed from “Point Break” to Point Bone.

I think we’re going to have to start showing this one in Hell soon.

Rating:  One star (out of as many as I fucking want) –