I, Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, Son of Perdition, and the Father of Sin and Lies, have decided that I will review movies. It will be awesome. Here goes:
The first movie I have chosen to review is called Point Break. I watched it three days ago, and it took me this long to recover my wits. It was that dumb. Which is why I think the title should be changed from “Point Break” to Point Bone.
I think we’re going to have to start showing this one in Hell soon.
Rating: One star (out of as many as I fucking want) – ![]()

