What Would Satan Do? » Potato Chips Are Good for You http://robotsandlava.com/blog Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:20:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Tip O’ the Day: How Many Cats Does It Take to Make an Expert? http://robotsandlava.com/blog/2009/08/10/tip-o-the-day-how-many-cats-does-it-take-to-make-an-expert/ http://robotsandlava.com/blog/2009/08/10/tip-o-the-day-how-many-cats-does-it-take-to-make-an-expert/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:14:59 +0000 Administrator http://robotsandlava.com/blog/?p=359 You’ve probably heard the saying: “Those who can’t do, teach.” Well, there’s a modern spin on this. These days, someone who can’t do something very well can get along fairly well by running around Internet and the blogosphere describing him- or herself as a “Whiz” or “Guru” of whatever activity they’ve failed at. So how do you know whether someone is really a guru? How do you weed out the good tips from the bad? Well, you don’t, but you can be certain that, when the article or brochure or whatever skips the standard summary of qualifications and/or successes and instead, dives right into a description of how many cats the purported expert has at home, you’re not about to get great advice.

10 Cats = Expert; 50 Cats = Guru; 100 Cats = God

10 Cats = Expert; 50 Cats = Guru; 75 Cats = PhD; 100 Cats = God

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